The Naked Potato
& Her Hot Friends
They Tried to Warn Me Against Playing with My Food
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They Tried to Warn Me Against Playing with My Food 〰️
One night during the pandemic I walked into my pantry but having no idea as to the secret lives of vegetables,
I was not prepared for the tawdriness of what I saw.
the ORIGINAL Naked Potato
One Hot Tomato
The Black Shroom
Artichoke Rose
The Shrouded Savoy
Banquo's Ghost
The Shrine
Startled Sir Savoy
One of the Three Witches
Naughty Peppers
The Attraction of the Stems
Tomato Tongue Licking Good
Hot Tomato Too
Stubby
The Swollen Vein
What Stump?
The Potato Has Been Drinking, Not Me
Fleshy Peppers
Pepper Odalisque
The Naked Pepper
Quasimodo Pepper
Fury of the Pepper
Luscious Pepper
Peppery Flame of Love
The Naked Pepper
Spuds Get in Gear
Circus Spud
Seal Spud
Twerky Potato
Po-Ten-Tater the Great
Venus de Potato
Tawdry Tater
The Whale
Big Stud
Studus Erectus
The Scarred Potato
The Scarred Potatoes